cold showers

I have just been introduced to the worst experience of my life. Never in my life have I had to take a cold shower. I am the product of the 21st century. I am a feeble man that always took for granted the luxury of hot water showers. This morning I experienced my first cold shower. I walked into my cubicle, as I am accustomed, and shed my towel. I turned the water on and it stayed icy cool. I waited for a while, weighing my personal hygiene, and knew it had to happen. I had to take a cold shower. I stepped in and the water hit my skin. I had goosebumps within seconds. As i quickly washed my hair and did the "I have to pee dance" I knew that i hated cold shower. I never want to go through that cursed experience again.